The Brown Wizardom of Himba is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dumbo with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, strictly enforced bedtime, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.342 billion Himbans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Himba City. The average income tax rate is 30.5%.

The powerhouse Himban economy, worth 788 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,402 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, scientists are not permitted to ask questions, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, and politicians suffer insomnia after a former small-town mayor released her searing bestseller 'Deboning Political Turkeys: Primed for Minister'. Crime is moderate. Himba's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dumish.

Himba is ranked 277,712^th in the world and 226^th in The Regected Realns for Safest, scoring 6.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.