by Max Barry

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,271stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,925th
The United Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace and Justice
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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HM Government

Population2.079 billion


The United Kingdom of HM Government is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 2.079 billion HM Governmentians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 23.1%.

The HM Governmentian economy, worth 91.6 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 44,051 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals", and noises of neighbourhood generators have pierced the sound of silence. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HM Government's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

HM Government is ranked 178,579th in the world and 576th in United Kingdom for Most Politically Free, scoring 53.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,271stTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,925th
Most Average: 19th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 62nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 75th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the region

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