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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,003rd Nicest Citizens: 1,248th Most Inclusive: 1,398th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Our cups runneth over.
Citizen Prime
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.964 billion

LeaderCitizen Prime


The Republic of Hokolokia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Citizen Prime with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.964 billion Hokolokians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vayntrubville. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hokolokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,218 trillion Milanas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,992 Milanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown. Hokolokia's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hokolokia is ranked 6,862nd in the world and 159th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,003rdNicest Citizens: 1,248thMost Inclusive: 1,398thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,617thTop
Most Pacifist: 1,985thMost Developed: 2,139thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,264thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,277thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,354thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,394thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,502ndBest Weather: 2,804thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,811thSmartest Citizens: 2,833rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,133rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,334thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,574thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,846thHealthiest Citizens: 4,037thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,313thMost Cultured: 4,707thSafest: 4,813thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,469thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,507thLargest Governments: 5,634thLowest Crime Rates: 5,760thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,915thMost Efficient Economies: 5,937thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,093rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,862ndMost Influential: 7,092ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,969thMost Secular: 8,038thHighest Average Incomes: 8,556thTop
Most Stationary: 11,083rdHighest Economic Output: 11,156thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,661st
Most Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 29th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 45th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 54th in the regionMost Developed: 55th in the regionMost Pacifist: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 59th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 60th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 62nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 63rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 67th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 76th in the regionBest Weather: 81st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 85th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 88th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 92nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 105th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 108th in the regionMost Cultured: 111th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 114th in the regionSafest: 125th in the regionLargest Governments: 126th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 130th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 145th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 159th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 168th in the regionMost Stationary: 171st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 178th in the regionMost Secular: 238th in the regionLargest Populations: 254th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 288th in the regionTop
Nudest: 359th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 439th in the regionMost Influential: 450th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 508th in the region

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