The Republic of Hokolokia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Citizen Prime with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.066 billion Hokolokians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vayntrubville. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Hokolokian economy, worth a remarkable 2,026 trillion Milanas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,132 Milanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns. Crime is totally unknown. Hokolokia's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hokolokia is ranked 1,736^th in the world and 53^rd in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,550.02 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.