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Most Compassionate Citizens: 927thNicest Citizens: 1,149thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,416th
The Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Our cups runneth over.
Citizen Prime
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.622 billion

LeaderCitizen Prime


The Republic of Hokolokia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Citizen Prime with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.622 billion Hokolokians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vayntrubville. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Hokolokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,758 trillion Milanas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,733 Milanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Citizen Prime on Hokolokia's coulrophobia epidemic, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies. Crime is totally unknown. Hokolokia's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hokolokia is ranked 203,978th in the world and 8,020th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -635.58 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 927thNicest Citizens: 1,149thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,416thMost Pacifist: 1,448thMost Inclusive: 1,613thMost Developed: 1,822ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,931stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,964thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,985thTop
Best Weather: 2,099thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,153rdSmartest Citizens: 2,446thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,545thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,674thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,908thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,938thHealthiest Citizens: 3,206thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,237thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,307thMost Influential: 3,424thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,513thSafest: 3,593rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,695thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,345thMost Cultured: 4,376thLargest Governments: 4,488thLowest Crime Rates: 4,687thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,137thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,228thMost Efficient Economies: 6,527thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,752ndMost Secular: 7,384thHighest Average Incomes: 8,005thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,038thHighest Economic Output: 8,765thMost Stationary: 8,970thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,646thHighest Drug Use: 13,869th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 44th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionMost Pacifist: 49th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionMost Developed: 56th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 57th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 62nd in the regionBest Weather: 68th in the regionMost Inclusive: 68th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 71st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 78th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 82nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 94th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 97th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 97th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 101st in the regionSafest: 104th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 114th in the regionMost Cultured: 114th in the regionLargest Governments: 122nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 129th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 130th in the regionMost Stationary: 132nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 135th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 156th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 177th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 188th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 190th in the regionLargest Populations: 215th in the regionMost Influential: 224th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 226th in the regionMost Secular: 268th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 366th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 722nd in the region

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