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Most Compassionate Citizens: 947thNicest Citizens: 1,108thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,132nd
The Republic of
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Citizen Prime
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Population11.066 billion

LeaderCitizen Prime


The Republic of Hokolokia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Citizen Prime with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.066 billion Hokolokians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vayntrubville. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Hokolokian economy, worth a remarkable 2,026 trillion Milanas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,132 Milanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns. Crime is totally unknown. Hokolokia's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hokolokia is ranked 1,736th in the world and 53rd in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,550.02 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 947thNicest Citizens: 1,108thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,132ndMost Pacifist: 1,288thMost Inclusive: 1,582ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,641stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,736thMost Developed: 1,780thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,781stBest Weather: 1,801stSmartest Citizens: 2,221stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,242ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,422ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,496thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,599thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,614thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,824thHealthiest Citizens: 2,873rdSafest: 2,920thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,936thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,092ndMost Influential: 3,441stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,625thLowest Crime Rates: 3,863rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,982ndLargest Governments: 3,988thMost Cultured: 4,487thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,248thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,311thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,704thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,889thMost Efficient Economies: 6,440thHighest Economic Output: 8,149thMost Stationary: 8,389thHighest Average Incomes: 8,558thMost Secular: 9,266thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,302ndHighest Drug Use: 20,690th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 31st in the regionNicest Citizens: 35th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 43rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 49th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 54th in the regionBest Weather: 59th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 59th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 61st in the regionMost Inclusive: 65th in the regionMost Developed: 65th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 71st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 74th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 79th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 91st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 91st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 92nd in the regionSafest: 93rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 98th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 109th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 117th in the regionMost Stationary: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 118th in the regionMost Cultured: 119th in the regionLargest Governments: 121st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 122nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 135th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 135th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 163rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 175th in the regionLargest Populations: 201st in the regionMost Influential: 217th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 226th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 246th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 283rd in the regionMost Secular: 325th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 441st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 697th in the region

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