by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 908thNicest Citizens: 1,112thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,169th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Free birthday cakes are a human right.
Citizen Prime
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.638 billion

LeaderCitizen Prime


The Republic of Hokolokia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Citizen Prime with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.638 billion Hokolokians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vayntrubville. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hokolokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,947 trillion Milanas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,031 Milanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, there's a bright dawn ahead for Hokolokia, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and it turns out you can teach cats new tricks. Crime is totally unknown. Hokolokia's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hokolokia is ranked 236,180th in the world and 8,863rd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -24.54 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 908thNicest Citizens: 1,112thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,169thMost Pacifist: 1,329thMost Inclusive: 1,560thMost Developed: 1,757thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,757thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,789thBest Weather: 1,808thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,813thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,275thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,283rdSmartest Citizens: 2,290thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,452ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,554thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,714thHealthiest Citizens: 2,866thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,907thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,973rdSafest: 3,079thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,134thMost Influential: 3,276thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,639thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,716thLargest Governments: 4,032ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,135thMost Cultured: 4,459thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,128thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,189thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,056thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,314thMost Efficient Economies: 6,511thHighest Economic Output: 8,294thHighest Average Incomes: 8,386thMost Stationary: 8,511thMost Secular: 9,570thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,696thHighest Drug Use: 20,794thMost Income Equality: 23,136th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 44th in the regionMost Pacifist: 50th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 57th in the regionBest Weather: 59th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 60th in the regionMost Developed: 62nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 62nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 76th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 76th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 86th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 86th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 90th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 93rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 95th in the regionSafest: 99th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 109th in the regionMost Cultured: 116th in the regionLargest Governments: 117th in the regionMost Stationary: 120th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 129th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 132nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 140th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 163rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 168th in the regionLargest Populations: 200th in the regionMost Influential: 206th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 213th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 232nd in the regionMost Secular: 335th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 354th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 425th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 823rd in the region

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