The Republic of Hokolokia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Citizen Prime with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.622 billion Hokolokians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vayntrubville. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Hokolokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,758 trillion Milanas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,733 Milanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Citizen Prime on Hokolokia's coulrophobia epidemic, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies. Crime is totally unknown. Hokolokia's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hokolokia is ranked 203,978^th in the world and 8,020^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -635.58 on the Scary Big Number Scale.