The Republic of Hokolokia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Citizen Prime with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.638 billion Hokolokians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vayntrubville. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hokolokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,947 trillion Milanas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,031 Milanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, there's a bright dawn ahead for Hokolokia, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and it turns out you can teach cats new tricks. Crime is totally unknown. Hokolokia's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hokolokia is ranked 236,180^th in the world and 8,863^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -24.54 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.