The Holy Theocracy of Holiest Memes is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.85 billion Holiest Memesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.8%.

The strong Holiest Memesian economy, worth 206 trillion memes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 72,329 memes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 211,535 per year while the poor average 19,521, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holiest Memes's national animal is the cross, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Holiest Memes is ranked 86,173^rd in the world and 4,549^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.7 law-abiding acts per hour.