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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 763rdRudest Citizens: 1,193rdMost Influential: 1,395th
The Grand Duchy of
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Population2.15 billion

LeaderThe glorious council of thirteen


The Grand Duchy of Holmani is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The glorious council of thirteen with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.15 billion Holmanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yorvik. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holmanian economy, worth 402 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,427 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

All guns must be registered, people in Holmani can die peacefully knowing that all their debts are paid, political detractors refer to The glorious council of thirteen as 'that Bigtopian puppet', and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime is totally unknown. Holmani's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Holmani is ranked 24,210th in the world and 914th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,676.64 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 763rdRudest Citizens: 1,193rdMost Influential: 1,395thMost Secular: 2,069thTop
Most Inclusive: 3,504thLargest Retail Industry: 3,813thMost Cultured: 4,081stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,243rdMost Developed: 4,806thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,814thMost Efficient Economies: 4,917thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,267thSmartest Citizens: 5,472ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,106thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,272ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,277thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,138thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,210thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,385thLargest Governments: 7,470thHighest Average Incomes: 7,534thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,619thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,140thNicest Citizens: 8,330thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,755thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,015thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,746thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,071stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,386thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,842ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,023rdHealthiest Citizens: 14,674thMost Pacifist: 15,268thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,405thLowest Crime Rates: 15,491stBest Weather: 15,536thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,330thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,962ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 16,985thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,386thSafest: 20,363rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 51st in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 92nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Cultured: 98th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 99th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 102nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 105th in the regionMost Developed: 118th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 133rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 133rd in the regionLargest Governments: 134th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 135th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 141st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 143rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 143rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 155th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 163rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 167th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 170th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 191st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 200th in the regionNicest Citizens: 200th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 227th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 229th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 238th in the regionNudest: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 260th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 307th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 318th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 330th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 340th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 364th in the regionBest Weather: 379th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 384th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 431st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 461st in the regionMost Pacifist: 507th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 537th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 562nd in the regionMost Stationary: 585th in the regionSafest: 634th in the region

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