The Grand Duchy of Holmani is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The glorious council of thirteen with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.15 billion Holmanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yorvik. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holmanian economy, worth 402 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,427 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

All guns must be registered, people in Holmani can die peacefully knowing that all their debts are paid, political detractors refer to The glorious council of thirteen as 'that Bigtopian puppet', and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime is totally unknown. Holmani's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Holmani is ranked 24,210^th in the world and 914^th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,676.64 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.