The Free Land of Hologaneiro is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.74 billion Hologaneiroans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.6%.

The all-consuming Hologaneiroan economy, worth 446 trillion yen a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,184 yen, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Die-hard fans excitedly cheer when the queen takes a rook, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hologaneiro's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hologaneiro is ranked 231,750^th in the world and 1,584^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.83 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.