The Serene Empire of Holy Coalition is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.843 billion Holy Coalitionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Administration, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 20.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Holy Coalitionian economy, worth 417 trillion Dafons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,468 Dafons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, diaper sales are up, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Coalition's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Holy Coalition is ranked 100,967^th in the world and 3^rd in The Spearheader for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.73 law-abiding acts per hour.