Population | 21.892 billion |
Capital | Arx Britannia |
Leader | The Holy Padishah Emperor |
Faith | The Imperial Truth |
Currency | Bancor |
Animal | Grey Wolf |
The Divine Imperium of Holy Nova Britannian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Holy Padishah Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.892 billion Britannians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arx Britannia. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Nova Britannian economy, worth a remarkable 9,785 trillion Bancors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 446,986 Bancors, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.
Students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Nova Britannian's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Imperial Truth.
Holy Nova Britannian is ranked 11,673rd in the world and 1st in Arctic Reaches for Most Stationary, with 2,117.62098499948 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Holy Nova Britannian, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Nova Britannian, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Nova Britannian, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Nova Britannian, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Nova Britannian, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose.
- : Holy Nova Britannian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Nova Britannian, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Nova Britannian, patriots insist that size does matter.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Nova Britannian, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Nova Britannian, the media have begun calling the government treasury "The Holy Padishah Emperor's stash".