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Most Primitive: 5thLargest Welfare Programs: 17thMost Devout: 23rd
The Cheeky Tease of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Sola Sil
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine

Population11.338 billion

LeaderSola Sil


The Cheeky Tease of Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sola Sil with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.338 billion Phallites and Labianites love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erogia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Endocrinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,239 trillion Ejacs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 197,514 Ejacs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All footpaths have tollbooths, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Endocrinean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime is totally unknown. Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine's national animal is the Peckfeeder, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Erogenicism.

Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine is ranked 76,289th in the world and 10th in Rosaceae Sanguinare for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,559.7 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Primitive: 5thLargest Welfare Programs: 17thMost Devout: 23rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 25thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34thBest Weather: 43rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 46thMost Pacifist: 76thMost Beautiful Environments: 104thMost Compassionate Citizens: 118thNicest Citizens: 128thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 139thMost Inclusive: 264thHighest Average Tax Rates: 314thMost Cheerful Citizens: 383rdMost Cultured: 440thLargest Governments: 529thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,167thLowest Crime Rates: 1,342ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,625thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,672ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,683rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,695thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,744thTop
Most Income Equality: 2,383rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,712thHealthiest Citizens: 4,840thHighest Economic Output: 6,429thHighest Average Incomes: 6,465thNudest: 7,304thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,452ndMost Stationary: 7,719thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,463rdTop
Most Influential: 17,215thHighest Drug Use: 17,511th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the region

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