by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 530thMost Conservative: 804thMost Extreme: 1,720th
The Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
From God, For God
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Holy Titral

Population187 million

Currencytalent
Animallamb

The Theocracy of Holy Titral is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 187 million Holy Titralians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Holy Titralian economy, worth 1.43 trillion talents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 7,658 talents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, and troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Titral's national animal is the lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Holy Titral is ranked 205,537th in the world and 8,175th in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -99.43 on the Rand Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 530thMost Conservative: 804thMost Extreme: 1,720thTop
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Most Primitive: 4,945thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,718thMost Devout: 8,899thTop
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Most Income Equality: 18,464thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,200th
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Most Extreme: 30th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 31st in the regionMost Conservative: 51st in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 242nd in the regionMost Devout: 264th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 343rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 573rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 669th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Holy Titral's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Titral, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Titral, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Titral, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Titral, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Titral, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Titral, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Titral, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Holy Titral.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Titral, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Titral, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.

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