Population | 21.866 billion |
Capital | The Tribes |
Leader | Otzi |
Faith | Hominism |
Currency | hug |
Animal | bonobo |
The Assemblage of Hominini is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Otzi with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, enforced nudity, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 21.866 billion Hominins enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Tribes. The average income tax rate is 34.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Homi economy, worth 576 trillion hugs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 26,369 hugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The studies of art and philosophy are banned, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget', muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hominini's national animal is the bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hominism.
Hominini is ranked 88,733rd in the world and 62nd in Atlantian Oceania for Most Stationary, with 513.41287974888 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hominini was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Hominini was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
- : Hominini was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
- : Hominini's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Hominini was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Hominini's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
- : Hominini relocated from Equilism to Atlantian Oceania.
- : Hominini's influence in Equilism rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Hominini's influence in Equilism rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Hominini's influence in Equilism rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".