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Nudest: 2,255thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,904thMost Pacifist: 6,972nd
The Assemblage of
Tyranny by Majority
Homi
Otzi
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Hominini

Population21.866 billion

CapitalThe Tribes
LeaderOtzi
FaithHominism

Currencyhug
Animalbonobo

The Assemblage of Hominini is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Otzi with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, enforced nudity, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 21.866 billion Hominins enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Tribes. The average income tax rate is 34.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Homi economy, worth 576 trillion hugs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 26,369 hugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The studies of art and philosophy are banned, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget', muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hominini's national animal is the bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hominism.

Hominini is ranked 88,733rd in the world and 62nd in Atlantian Oceania for Most Stationary, with 513.41287974888 days.

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Nudest: 2,255thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 5,904thMost Pacifist: 6,972ndSafest: 7,763rdBest Weather: 10,533rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,818thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,812thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,918thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,332ndLargest Populations: 13,392ndTop
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Nicest Citizens: 19,374thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,409thHealthiest Citizens: 24,866thMost Devout: 29,106thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29,222nd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hominini was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Hominini was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
  • : Hominini was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
  • : Hominini's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Hominini was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Hominini's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
  • : Hominini relocated from Equilism to Atlantian Oceania.
  • : Hominini's influence in Equilism rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Hominini's influence in Equilism rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Hominini's influence in Equilism rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".

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