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Honeydewistania was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 350
Largest Retail Industry: 109thHighest Crime Rates: 146thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 151st
The Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Screw 🤢 domestic 🏡 violence 🔪 we 😳 going 🌏 global 😎😎💯💯
Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Honeydewistania

Population7.638 billion

CapitalHoneydewopolis
LeaderPrime Minister Nicholas Mellor
Faithphony Beatlemania

Currencyhusk
Animalsheep

The Dictatorship of Honeydewistania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.638 billion Honeydewistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeydewopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Honeydewistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,100 trillion husks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 274,956 husks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,546,094 per year while the poor average 2,848, a ratio of 893 to 1.

Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang, and there'll be no comeback tour for many former boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is phony Beatlemania.

Honeydewistania is ranked 232,935th in the world and 8,302nd in Lazarus for Most Developed, scoring 45.11 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 109thHighest Crime Rates: 146thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 151stMost Armed: 157thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 177thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 190thLargest Gambling Industry: 226thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 257thFattest Citizens: 270thMost Avoided: 278thMost Secular: 282ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 294thMost Ignorant Citizens: 405thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 451stRudest Citizens: 488thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 507thMost Valuable International Artwork: 625thHighest Disposable Incomes: 805thMost Efficient Economies: 922ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,030thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,081stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,249thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,295thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,492ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,993rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,683rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,472ndNudest: 4,555thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,585thHighest Economic Output: 7,816thTop
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Most Influential: 13,767thMost Pro-Market: 19,205thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,668thHighest Drug Use: 19,961stLargest Black Market: 20,817th
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 59th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 63rd in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 111th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 137th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 139th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 210th in the regionNudest: 231st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 294th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 300th in the regionMost Influential: 370th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 384th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 814th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, there'll be no comeback tour for many former boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, smog in Honeydewopolis is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, much of Honeydewistania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Honeydewistania altered its national flag.

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