The Rogue Nation of Horn of Havenkaap is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 623 million Kaapians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Archaica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaapian economy, worth 61.4 trillion Gulders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 98,579 Gulders, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 569,512 per year while the poor average 8,141, a ratio of 70.0 to 1.

Citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Horn of Havenkaap's national animal is the Steppe Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Horn of Havenkaap is ranked 212,738^th in the world and 8,861^st in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.53 Bananas Ingested Per Day.