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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 472ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,804thRudest Citizens: 1,946th
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Horn of Havenkaap

Population623 million

CapitalCape Archaica

AnimalSteppe Eagle

The Rogue Nation of Horn of Havenkaap is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 623 million Kaapians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Archaica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaapian economy, worth 61.4 trillion Gulders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 98,579 Gulders, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 569,512 per year while the poor average 8,141, a ratio of 70.0 to 1.

Citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Horn of Havenkaap's national animal is the Steppe Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Horn of Havenkaap is ranked 212,738th in the world and 8,861st in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.53 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 472ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,804thRudest Citizens: 1,946thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,136thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,759thMost Influential: 2,924thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,360thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,980thFattest Citizens: 4,171stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,124thMost Avoided: 5,300thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,430thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,959thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,707thMost Armed: 8,353rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,915thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 14,008thMost Pro-Market: 15,648thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,504thHighest Drug Use: 19,282ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,632ndMost Politically Free: 20,696thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,673rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionRudest Citizens: 49th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 72nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 79th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 95th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 98th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 105th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 109th in the regionMost Avoided: 117th in the regionMost Influential: 157th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 163rd in the regionMost Armed: 191st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 227th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 240th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 249th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 257th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 290th in the regionMost Politically Free: 340th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 454th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 466th in the regionNudest: 648th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 648th in the regionMost Secular: 781st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 783rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 858th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 892nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Horn of Havenkaap, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.
  • : Horn of Havenkaap endorsed The Free Land of Arachnavia.
  • : Following new legislation in Horn of Havenkaap, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Horn of Havenkaap, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels.
  • : Following new legislation in Horn of Havenkaap, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
  • : Horn of Havenkaap was endorsed by The Free Land of Arachnavia.
  • : Horn of Havenkaap was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Horn of Havenkaap, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Horn of Havenkaap, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops.
  • : Following new legislation in Horn of Havenkaap, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 267 » Zukchiva, Pakitsk, Bachtendekuppen, Ephem, Greater New Cassandra, VW53Aland, East Malaysia, A mean old man, The Earth Systems Alliance, H-Zhena, Dragons Blood, Marrabuk, Evrigenis, Staynes, Wiranath, Shavara, Rainbow Vests, Grossvietnam, Merlovich, Slys Paws, Rokaku, Roliganistan, La xinga, Nigon, Imperial Akatsuki, Isanastivia, Layngderfleethe, The Solar Ottomans, Liberstankonia, Condo of Grick, Adolanta, Chria Deau, Centrical Union, Zidium, Pureian, CANZUK 1, Euricanis, Bysios, Propwash, Kampf Empire, St Guilders Gate, Wisdoms and Knowledges, Talitoa, New Leganes, Iodinia, Debluu, New Amerindia, Taurora, Barfleur, Korktopia, and 217 others.Kilkire, Kaigi, Ripsylvania, Schrebia, Enou, Samaltak True, Warren democracy, BuciLand, Unger under over, Tshana, Ankras, Konouj, Conikslan, Aeljae, Monteconstance, Lingu, BearStackof2015, Rhothstan, Lanagon, CheeseBurrito, Castle Federation, New Bradenia Ghost, Serkin, Distro-Spartica, Tassirion, Hexyia, Kingdom of Palau and other Constituents, Republic of Berzerkistan, Wynberg, Chubaka, Bai Lung, Free Nal Graakuo, Sojaristan, Adavan, Dorles, Firenation91, Tallegaesia, Quinto Piano, Dannemarie, Alderaciea, Trimmania, Servants of Gizmo, Stadacon, Reschaters, EnderShnovia, Harmonic Yeetlandia, Seri Tai Republic, Dratava, Belora Gyles, North Insomnia, Platypus Islands, Amabilis, Kianhua, Luisagna, Brotherland, Janoobi Jazair, Pekweng, Andurand, Dark Edgyness, Stellar Colonies, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Lurolona, Drunken Seal Islands, Cameronia Excellentia, Carolina Bay, Nyanhai, ReeK, Asendavia, Wanabe, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Blobbo, Fellon, The Eternal Land of Jong, Kublam, Kristanya, Kucia, Impia Aghte, Zulkig, HinduRashtr, Gemlon, West Akhzaristan, Trinatium, Bullpups, Sen Jast, Endertopias, ReReReRepublic, Joundia, Wizardonia, Biggstonia, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Interdimensional Waifus, Zanottilandia, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Monix, Cymru Broadcasters, Dragonia, Tuvaltastan, Impaxia, Gyp Land, Slonful, Skaivania, Moewland, Conqerica, Lilisk, Holy Alasia Orozen, New Liberitad, Concentus, Valkyron Union, New Ailartsua, Hokolokia, Monezambique, Narinoland, Socialist Holy American Empire, Jyzeria, Ayaupia, Ribanzi, Merkez, Amihan, Noreds Thereneuthene, A Slanted Black Stripe, The Empire of Rijelv, Federated States of Zootron, The island of Kiria, Lyontisia, Enlil, Kalaratri, Lebarestan, Survivoristan, Libertanny, Alttaea, Broengtopia, Kotawia, Upper Ellisse, Hentaigoku, The American Free States, Arouran, Freedom Fascists, Santa Dystopia, Tretrid, Mays Austrian Nation, Axdel, Neptunian Military Administration, Freedom town incorporated, Am Echad, Headpat Central, Under Sea Desert, Forro Islands, Collective Individualism, Ridann, Slongs, CopyCato, Legna, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Chols Worithopia, Pledonia, Hertogenbosch, Bharatewa, Felsinki, Galve, Zang0, Mog the Moogle, Neue Leipzig, Elejamie, The Almighty Country, Davinhia, Nossepachina, Yuritoria, United China Nation, Yelkinam, Kangarawa, Norgsveldet, Rhealaliit, Savorca, ArenaC, Leedur-laand, Martonica, Syriusz, Riveraland, Goodnamesarerare, Dravida India, Roissyland, 3 14159265358979323846264, Lantros, Gemmena, Khvetsch, Aaryavarta Bhoomi, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, New Mainz, FreedomIand, Dirty Americans, Solis Ortis, Edmontia, German South-East Africa, Werglum, Kriov, Morrowine, Azakhuland, Chriona, Mahatakutana, Scornoria, Airrajul, The New Tace, Rawdank, Niveko, Lorynia, Quebec-and-Maritimes, An Unknown End, Antserso, Cacnesia, Coruh, Gunov, Washingtonian Order, New Bobby, Acronis, Oofery, Markhor, and Arachnavia.

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