The Kingdom of Horsweden is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Horseival the Third with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.74 billion Horswedenians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trotholm. The average income tax rate is 83.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Horswedenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,906 trillion Bits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 183,502 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Light entertainment isn't dead, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, and baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks. Crime is totally unknown. Horsweden's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Horsweden is ranked 88,866^th in the world and 426^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.34 law-abiding acts per hour.