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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,789thNicest Citizens: 9,269thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,414th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Imagine More Snacks Than You Can Imagine
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Hotentots

Population968 million

CapitalHot Town
LeaderDavid Stuurman

Currency💵 Dollar
Animal🦎 Sand lizard

The Commonwealth of Hotentots is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by David Stuurman with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 968 million Hotentotsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hot Town. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hotentotsian economy, worth 61.1 trillion 💵 Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 63,119 💵 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hotentots's national animal is the 🦎 Sand lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hotentots is ranked 206,239th in the world and 12th in The United States of Greater BlatterLand for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.04 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,789thNicest Citizens: 9,269thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,414thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,292ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,477thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,282ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,299thMost Inclusive: 13,512thMost Income Equality: 16,176thHighest Drug Use: 16,254thHighest Food Quality: 17,347thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,021stMost Cultured: 20,059th
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hotentots, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
  • : Following new legislation in Hotentots, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Hotentots was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hotentots, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Hotentots, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in Hotentots, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Hotentots, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
  • : Hotentots was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Hotentots, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Hotentots, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.

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