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Highest Economic Output: 487thLargest Retail Industry: 610thHighest Disposable Incomes: 838th
The Retired Daimyo of
Moralistic Democracy
.....Good to be back.....
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Daimyo
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Hotti

Population34.92 billion

CapitalTokyo
LeaderKitty
FaithShinto

CurrencyYen
AnimalFish

The Retired Daimyo of Hotti is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kitty with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 34.92 billion Hottians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hottian economy, worth an astonishing 12,622 trillion Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 361,458 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Kitty has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', and orientation videos remind rookie female politicians that slaps on the bottom are perfectly acceptable forms of communication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hotti's national animal is the Fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Shinto.

Hotti is ranked 7,967th in the world and 2nd in Feudal Japan for Most Stationary, with 2,632.46628744272 days.

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Highest Economic Output: 487thLargest Retail Industry: 610thHighest Disposable Incomes: 838thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 849thLargest Black Market: 976thLargest Mining Sector: 981stFattest Citizens: 1,059thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,272ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,314thHighest Average Incomes: 1,556thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,620thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,915thRudest Citizens: 1,955thMost Avoided: 1,991stMost Patriotic: 2,209thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,359thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,620thLargest Populations: 2,660thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,694thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,959thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,285thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,716thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,139thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,586thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,625thMost Cultured: 5,662ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,164thSmartest Citizens: 6,573rdLargest Governments: 7,345thMost Stationary: 7,967thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,558thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,411thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,471stMost Armed: 13,869thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,170thMost Influential: 14,424thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 16,183rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,218thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,309thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,362ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,609thLowest Crime Rates: 19,927thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,055th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hotti, orientation videos remind rookie female politicians that slaps on the bottom are perfectly acceptable forms of communication.
  • : Following new legislation in Hotti, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Following new legislation in Hotti, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed.
  • : Hotti was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Hotti, Kitty has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Hotti, a video of Kitty wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Hotti, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are.
  • : Following new legislation in Hotti, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet.
  • : Following new legislation in Hotti, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
  • : Hotti was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".

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