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Largest Black Market: 32ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52nd
The Slavo-Serbian Republic of
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Hrstrovokia

Population27.422 billion

CapitalVogoslavgrad
LeaderPresident Radovan Gojković

CurrencyDinar
AnimalReconstituted Chicken

The Slavo-Serbian Republic of Hrstrovokia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Radovan Gojković with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.422 billion Hrstrovokians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vogoslavgrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hrstrovokian economy, worth an astonishing 17,367 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 633,349 Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,169,904 per year while the poor average 71,072, a ratio of 44.6 to 1.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and the moon's craters are more numerous every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hrstrovokia's national animal is the Reconstituted Chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hrstrovokia is ranked 244,739th in the world and 39th in The Maritimes for Most Primitive, scoring -840.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Black Market: 32ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 65thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 94thLargest Mining Sector: 110thHighest Economic Output: 111thHighest Average Incomes: 122ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 175thMost Corrupt Governments: 196thLowest Crime Rates: 224thLargest Governments: 281stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 410thMost Subsidized Industry: 414thMost Secular: 464thHighest Average Tax Rates: 517thMost Efficient Economies: 646thMost Advanced Public Transport: 713thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 776thLargest Information Technology Sector: 782ndMost Avoided: 852ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 933rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,021stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,076thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,195thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,222ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,271stSmartest Citizens: 1,345thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,855thRudest Citizens: 1,878thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,932ndMost Developed: 1,968thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3,229thLargest Populations: 3,263rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,024thLargest Retail Industry: 7,937thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,538thHealthiest Citizens: 10,706thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,955thMost Conservative: 17,286thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,132ndHighest Poor Incomes: 22,515th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, the moon's craters are more numerous every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
  • : Hrstrovokia lodged a message on the The Maritimes Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Hrstrovokia, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.

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