The Confederation of Republics of Huelistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Confederal Comissar Iósif Jrioukarin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.405 billion Huelistanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Huelingrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Huelistani economy, worth a remarkable 4,630 trillion New Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 266,040 New Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, Confederal Comissar Iósif Jrioukarin's personal home is one of Osiris's most notorious party destinations, and sex changes are routinely performed at Huelistan's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown. Huelistan's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Huelistan is ranked 1,912^th in the world and 77^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 146.55 law-abiding acts per hour.