by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 229th Most Influential: 411th Most Devout: 4,180th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
May the Schwartz be with you
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population6.458 billion

CapitalSierra Gordo
LeaderSupreme Overloard Norm
FaithThe way


The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 6.458 billion Humptalumptans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth 899 trillion Wingwangs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,248 Wingwangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 121,395th in the world and 5,921st in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 32.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 229thMost Influential: 411thTop
Most Devout: 4,180thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,521stMost Developed: 5,954thMost Efficient Economies: 6,476thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,754thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,489thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,633rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,178thSmartest Citizens: 8,515thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,548thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,654thBest Weather: 8,822ndRudest Citizens: 9,047thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,599thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,838thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,908thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,963rdMost Cultured: 10,021stNicest Citizens: 10,084thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,719thMost Pacifist: 10,885thHealthiest Citizens: 11,479thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,811thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,913thMost Stationary: 12,321stLargest Welfare Programs: 12,527thLargest Governments: 13,281stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,153rdMost Average: 14,538thHighest Average Incomes: 14,834thLargest Retail Industry: 15,124th
Most Influential: 131st in the regionMost Devout: 165th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 184th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 217th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 267th in the regionMost Stationary: 304th in the regionMost Average: 357th in the regionMost Developed: 360th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 366th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 400th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 405th in the regionRudest Citizens: 415th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 422nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 438th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 448th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 452nd in the regionBest Weather: 474th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 479th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 479th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 484th in the regionMost Cultured: 484th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 504th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 505th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 528th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 538th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 549th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 564th in the regionNicest Citizens: 570th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 570th in the regionMost Pacifist: 598th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 603rd in the regionLargest Governments: 632nd in the regionLargest Populations: 645th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 709th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 710th in the region

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