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Most Influential: 925thBest Weather: 4,505thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,920th
The Federal Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
May the Schwartz be with you
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Humptalumpta

Population16.299 billion

CapitalSierra Gordo
LeaderSupreme Overloard Norm
FaithThe way

CurrencyWingwang
AnimalTiger

The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.299 billion Humptalumptans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth a remarkable 2,229 trillion Wingwangs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,804 Wingwangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, and the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 13,161st in the world and 904th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.95 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Influential: 925thTop
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Best Weather: 4,505thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,920thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,191stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,578thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,147thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,388thRudest Citizens: 7,926thMost Developed: 8,164thSmartest Citizens: 8,164thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,528thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,019thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,095thNicest Citizens: 9,449thMost Devout: 9,874thHealthiest Citizens: 10,170thMost Cultured: 10,301stHighest Economic Output: 10,592ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,711thHighest Food Quality: 11,438thLowest Crime Rates: 13,161stSafest: 14,506thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,535thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 17,250thMost Pacifist: 17,622ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,190thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,777thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,987thLargest Governments: 21,754thLargest Populations: 23,162ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,797thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,402ndMost Efficient Economies: 27,257thHighest Average Incomes: 27,535thMost Inclusive: 30,348th
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Most Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 230th in the regionBest Weather: 233rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 251st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 275th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 358th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 361st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 381st in the regionRudest Citizens: 414th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 429th in the regionMost Developed: 450th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 470th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 494th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 497th in the regionNicest Citizens: 511th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 552nd in the regionMost Cultured: 568th in the regionMost Devout: 583rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 639th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 649th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 691st in the regionLargest Populations: 782nd in the regionSafest: 866th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 904th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 960th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,019th in the regionMost Pacifist: 1,070th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,070th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,198th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,199th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Humptalumpta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Humptalumpta, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion.
  • : Humptalumpta was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Humptalumpta's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Humptalumpta, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans.
  • : Following new legislation in Humptalumpta, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • : Humptalumpta was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Humptalumpta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Humptalumpta's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Humptalumpta, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.

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