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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 264thMost Influential: 445thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,313th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
May the Schwartz be with you
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.196 billion

CapitalSierra Gordo
LeaderSupreme Overloard Norm
FaithThe way


The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.196 billion Humptalumptans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion Wingwangs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,055 Wingwangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 15,850th in the world and 867th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 115.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 264thMost Influential: 445thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,313thMost Devout: 4,671stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,737thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,237thMost Developed: 6,330thRudest Citizens: 6,763rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,814thLowest Crime Rates: 7,550thSmartest Citizens: 7,572ndBest Weather: 7,945thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,061stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,371stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,520thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,881stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,090thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,104thMost Efficient Economies: 9,513thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,586thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,685thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,781stNicest Citizens: 9,912thTop
Most Cultured: 10,748thMost Stationary: 10,893rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,545thLargest Governments: 12,095thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,127thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,489thHighest Economic Output: 14,572ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,777thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,189thSafest: 15,850thHighest Average Incomes: 16,177thMost Pacifist: 17,453rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,031st
Most Influential: 139th in the regionMost Devout: 188th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 191st in the regionMost Stationary: 238th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 269th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 349th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 370th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 372nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 374th in the regionMost Developed: 376th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 392nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 392nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 411th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 425th in the regionBest Weather: 431st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 438th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 447th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 452nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 476th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 476th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 491st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 499th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 501st in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 529th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 533rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 542nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 550th in the regionLargest Governments: 569th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 580th in the regionLargest Populations: 603rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 613th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 617th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 666th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 746th in the regionSafest: 867th in the regionMost Pacifist: 969th in the region

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