The Multiculturalist Federation of Hungromania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Gaster Atilla Khan with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.032 billion Hungromanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kloz-napoca. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hungromanian economy, worth 229 trillion Pengős a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 75,678 Pengős, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Hungromanian language, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hungromania's national animal is the White Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hungromania is ranked 64,876^th in the world and 1^st in Wingding G for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.88 law-abiding acts per hour.