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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 165thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 200thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 228th
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Hyper-America

Population23.782 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderPresident Robert Jones
FaithChristianity

Currencydollar
Animalbald eagle

The United States of Hyper-America is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Robert Jones with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.782 billion Hyper-Americans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hyper-American economy, worth a remarkable 7,824 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 329,008 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,589,486 per year while the poor average 10,366, a ratio of 249 to 1.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hyper-America's national animal is the bald eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hyper-America is ranked 2,307th in the world and 1st in TRUE AMERICANS for Most Stationary, with 3,959.70579912 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 165thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 200thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 228thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 244thLargest Insurance Industry: 294thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 380thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 430thFattest Citizens: 432ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 520thMost Avoided: 616thLargest Gambling Industry: 625thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 641stMost Devout: 775thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 870thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,043rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,175thMost Armed: 1,260thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,323rdHighest Economic Output: 1,465thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,655thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,016thHighest Average Incomes: 2,143rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,158thMost Stationary: 2,307thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,662ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,686thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,360thLargest Retail Industry: 4,398thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,738thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,305thRudest Citizens: 6,137thMost Influential: 9,985thLargest Populations: 10,031stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 20,309thMost Conservative: 24,507thLargest Black Market: 26,028thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29,003rd

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  • : Hyper-America was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Hyper-America was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Hyper-America was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Hyper-America was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Hyper-America was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Hyper-America was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and the Top 5% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Hyper-America was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Hyper-America was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Hyper-America was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Hyper-America was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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