The Infinite Supply of Ice 800 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Local Drunk with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.224 billion Ice 800ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Liquor Store. The average income tax rate is 78.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ice 800ian economy, worth an astonishing 15,249 trillion 40 ounces a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 560,153 40 ounces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ice 800's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ice 800.

Ice 800 is ranked 294,208^th in the world and 3^rd in South Central for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.37 law-abiding acts per hour.