The Serving Tea of Ice Cappuccino is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, digital currency, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.331 billion Ice Cappuccinoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 40.0%.

The thriving Ice Cappuccinoan economy, worth 622 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 74,765 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Ice Cappuccino's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Ice Cappuccino is ranked 160,948^th in the world and 1,926^th in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.06 law-abiding acts per hour.