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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th Most Devout: 7th
The 😈😈😈😈😈😈 of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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😈😈
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Illumitrol

Population13.259 billion

CapitalSt Petersburg
Leader😈😈
Faith🔥🔥🔥

Currency🍋🍋🍋
Animal👻👻

The 😈😈😈😈😈😈 of Illumitrol is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 😈😈 with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, ritual sacrifices, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.259 billion Sheeple are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Petersburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sheeple economy, worth a remarkable 6,474 trillion 🍋🍋🍋s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 488,298 🍋🍋🍋s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, vacationing Sheeple expect to be treated as royalty, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illumitrol's national animal is the 👻👻, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 🔥🔥🔥.

Illumitrol is ranked 155,078th in the world and 874th in Europe for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -69.93 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4thMost Devout: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21stLargest Black Market: 39thHighest Poor Incomes: 44thMost Corrupt Governments: 45thMost Primitive: 166thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 241stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 256thHighest Average Incomes: 259thHighest Average Tax Rates: 262ndLargest Governments: 265thMost Avoided: 414thLowest Crime Rates: 611thMost Subsidized Industry: 844thFattest Citizens: 853rdHighest Economic Output: 918thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,031stMost Efficient Economies: 1,201stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,863rdMost Authoritarian: 2,209thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,767thMost Extreme: 6,246thTop
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Most Stationary: 8,071stMost Conservative: 9,253rdMost Income Equality: 9,653rdMost Influential: 11,751stLargest Populations: 13,675th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Income Equality: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 44th in the regionMost Conservative: 48th in the regionLargest Populations: 50th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 51st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, vacationing Sheeple expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it".
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.

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