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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4thMost Devout: 8th
The 😈😈😈😈😈😈 of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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😈😈
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Illumitrol

Population15.509 billion

CapitalSt Petersburg
Leader😈😈
Faith🔥🔥🔥

Currency🍋🍋🍋
Animal👻👻

The 😈😈😈😈😈😈 of Illumitrol is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by 😈😈 with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, aversion to nipples, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.509 billion Sheeple are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Petersburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sheeple economy, worth a remarkable 8,211 trillion 🍋🍋🍋s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 529,487 🍋🍋🍋s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, people spend a lot on hair and nails, and veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illumitrol's national animal is the 👻👻, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 🔥🔥🔥.

Illumitrol is ranked 223,684th in the world and 1,177th in Europe for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -43.99 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4thMost Devout: 8thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19thHighest Poor Incomes: 37thMost Corrupt Governments: 41stLargest Black Market: 88thMost Primitive: 184thLargest Governments: 204thHighest Average Tax Rates: 212thHighest Average Incomes: 234thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 256thLowest Crime Rates: 393rdMost Avoided: 471stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 485thHighest Economic Output: 673rdFattest Citizens: 967thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,059thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,459thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3,620thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,105thMost Conservative: 5,164thMost Stationary: 7,236thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,219thMost Income Equality: 12,126thMost Influential: 12,812thLargest Populations: 13,032ndMost Extreme: 16,782ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,745thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,968th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionMost Income Equality: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the regionLargest Populations: 47th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Illumitrol was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Illumitrol was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Illumitrol was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, people spend a lot on hair and nails.
  • : Illumitrol was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, there is a dearth of space for new houses.

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