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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rdMost Devout: 7th
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Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Illumitrol

Population15.047 billion

CapitalSt Petersburg
Leader😈😈
Faith🔥🔥🔥

Currency🍋🍋🍋
Animal👻👻

The 😈😈😈😈😈😈 of Illumitrol is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 😈😈 with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.047 billion Sheeple are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Petersburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sheeple economy, worth a remarkable 7,965 trillion 🍋🍋🍋s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 529,404 🍋🍋🍋s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a dearth of space for new houses, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illumitrol's national animal is the 👻👻, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 🔥🔥🔥.

Illumitrol is ranked 190,763rd in the world and 979th in Europe for Most Pro-Market, scoring -85.22 on the Rand Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rdMost Devout: 7thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18thHighest Poor Incomes: 34thMost Corrupt Governments: 37thLargest Black Market: 85thMost Primitive: 175thLargest Governments: 201stHighest Average Tax Rates: 205thHighest Average Incomes: 227thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 257thLowest Crime Rates: 373rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 457thMost Avoided: 476thHighest Economic Output: 687thFattest Citizens: 990thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,086thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,302ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3,009thMost Conservative: 4,941stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,654thMost Stationary: 7,341stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 10,814thMost Income Equality: 11,400thMost Extreme: 12,630thMost Influential: 12,834thLargest Populations: 13,183rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,552nd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionMost Income Equality: 31st in the regionMost Stationary: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 47th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 60th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, the horniness of the great-horned 👻👻 is considered a national priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.

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