The Empire of Imperial American Patriots is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Maximus Steel with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.407 billion Empire of Imperial American Patriotsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial City. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Empire of Imperial American Patriotsian economy, worth 142 trillion US Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 101,327 US Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Empire of Imperial American Patriotsian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial American Patriots's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Imperial American Patriots is ranked 40,804^th in the world and 2,133^rd in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 3.84 Bank.