Population | 13.203 billion |
Capital | Inferno Drake City |
Leader | Supreme Emperor and Right hand of God |
Faith | Supreme Christianity |
Currency | Dragon bill |
Animal | Inferno Drake |
The Grand Golden Holy Imperium of Inferno Drake is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Emperor and Right hand of God with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.203 billion Drakeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inferno Drake City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Drakean economy, worth a remarkable 2,022 trillion Dragon bills a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 153,193 Dragon bills, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 505,689 per year while the poor average 34,720, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.
Drakean police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, contestants on Inferno Drake's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and most academic research has ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inferno Drake's national animal is the Inferno Drake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Supreme Christianity.
Inferno Drake is ranked 135,601st in the world and 2,475th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 234.04528771092 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Inferno Drake, most academic research has ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Inferno Drake, contestants on Inferno Drake's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
- : Following new legislation in Inferno Drake, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons.
- : Following new legislation in Inferno Drake, Drakean police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
- : Following new legislation in Inferno Drake, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Supreme Emperor and Right hand of God's bedroom.
- : Following new legislation in Inferno Drake, Supreme Emperor and Right hand of God's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in Inferno Drake, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
- : Following new legislation in Inferno Drake, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
- : Following new legislation in Inferno Drake, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.
- : Following new legislation in Inferno Drake, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.