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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5thMost Devout: 9thMost Primitive: 32nd
The Endless Atzoatl-Huetziz of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Food poisoning and mad cow disease.
God-on-Earth Quetzalcoatl the Bright Sun
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Infinite Coscotlan

Population8.241 billion

CapitalQuetzalopocatolpatanlopochtlicotlancatan
LeaderGod-on-Earth Quetzalcoatl the Bright Sun
Faith🌞

CurrencyTrolcatlolcanlol
AnimalQuetzalcoatl

The Endless Atzoatl-Huetziz of Infinite Coscotlan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by God-on-Earth Quetzalcoatl the Bright Sun with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of prisons, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.241 billion Cahuatin are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quetzalopocatolpatanlopochtlicotlancatan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Coscotlanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,295 trillion Trolcatlolcanlols a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 399,913 Trolcatlolcanlols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", the government spends billions to protect Infinite Coscotlan from a disaster that is one in a million, and truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Infinite Coscotlan's national animal is the Quetzalcoatl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 🌞.

Infinite Coscotlan is ranked 135,362nd in the world and 1st in The Warp for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 340.08 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5thMost Devout: 9thMost Primitive: 32ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 33rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 35thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40thBest Weather: 46thMost Corrupt Governments: 78thHighest Average Tax Rates: 149thMost Beautiful Environments: 178thLargest Governments: 217thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 239thLowest Crime Rates: 262ndHighest Poor Incomes: 331stLargest Black Market: 380thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 548thHighest Average Incomes: 740thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,039thMost Conservative: 1,234thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,649thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2,258thHealthiest Citizens: 2,507thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,589thHighest Economic Output: 3,624thNudest: 5,274thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,758thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,309thMost Efficient Economies: 7,474thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,607thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,060thTop
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Most Extreme: 12,439th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, the government spends billions to protect Infinite Coscotlan from a disaster that is one in a million.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Infinite Coscotlan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes.

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