Population | 3.649 billion |
Capital | Rick |
Leader | Rick Astley |
Currency | Rick |
Animal | Rick |
The Rick of Inside we both know whats is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.649 billion Inside we both know whatsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rick. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Inside we both know whatsian economy, worth 443 trillion Ricks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,420 Ricks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Ricks to support "struggling" industries, and lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inside we both know whats's national animal is the Rick.
Inside we both know whats is ranked 76,720th in the world and 74th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.76183498328 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Inside we both know whats, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
- : Following new legislation in Inside we both know whats, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Ricks to support "struggling" industries.
- : Following new legislation in Inside we both know whats, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
- : Following new legislation in Inside we both know whats, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
- : Following new legislation in Inside we both know whats, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Inside we both know whats was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Inside we both know whats, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.
- : Following new legislation in Inside we both know whats, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
- : Following new legislation in Inside we both know whats, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Inside we both know whatsians like vultures.
- : Following new legislation in Inside we both know whats, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.