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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,689thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,091stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,244th
The People's Republic of
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Trabalhadores do mundo, uni-vos!
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International-Socialist Mozambique

Population12.569 billion

LeaderJoaquim Alberto Chissano


The People's Republic of International-Socialist Mozambique is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Joaquim Alberto Chissano with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 12.569 billion Mozambicans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maputo. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mozambican economy, worth a remarkable 1,233 trillion meticals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 98,106 meticals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. International-Socialist Mozambique's national animal is the albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

International-Socialist Mozambique is ranked 86,273rd in the world and 2nd in International Socialism for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,441.6 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,689thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,091stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,244thMost Secular: 10,289thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,369thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 11,079thNicest Citizens: 12,987thHighest Economic Output: 13,464thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,964thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,994thBest Weather: 16,692ndMost Rebellious Youth: 18,357thLargest Populations: 19,573rdMost Inclusive: 19,704thMost Developed: 20,156thMost Efficient Economies: 20,202nd
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the region

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