Population | 26.431 billion |
Capital | Tehrangton |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Eagle |
The United States of Iramerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.431 billion Iramericans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehrangton. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Iramerican economy, worth a remarkable 6,156 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,921 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, birth rates have hit an all-time low, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Iramerica's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Iramerica is ranked 30,606th in the world and 2nd in Iran for Most Stationary, with 1,330.28139167492 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Dead.
- : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
- : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.