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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 877thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,202ndFattest Citizens: 1,208th
The Pishdadian Empire of
Benevolent Dictatorship
King of Kings, Nation of Nations, Empire of Empires
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

IranIran

Population33.129 billion

CapitalPasargadae
LeaderPadishah Shāhanshāh Jahanshah Dārayava
FaithPolytheism and Monotheism

CurrencyDaric
AnimalShahbaz

The Pishdadian Empire of IranIran is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Padishah Shāhanshāh Jahanshah Dārayava with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.129 billion subjects enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pasargadae. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pishdadian economy, worth a remarkable 7,346 trillion Darics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 221,744 Darics, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,817,981 per year while the poor average 5,736, a ratio of 316 to 1.

Chickens roam the streets freely, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Padishah Shāhanshāh Jahanshah Dārayava, Padishah Shāhanshāh Jahanshah Dārayava's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and IranIran's fine wines are renowned throughout the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. IranIran's national animal is the Shahbaz, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polytheism and Monotheism.

IranIran is ranked 7,140th in the world and 2nd in Middle East for Most Stationary, with 2,768.5689225592 days.

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1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 877thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,202ndFattest Citizens: 1,208thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,431stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,433rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,451stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,500thHighest Economic Output: 1,650thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,725thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,249thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,578thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,861stTop
5%
Largest Populations: 3,138thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,742ndMost Avoided: 4,608thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,133rdLargest Gambling Industry: 5,221stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,536thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,700thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,157thMost Stationary: 7,140thHighest Average Incomes: 7,569thLargest Mining Sector: 10,514thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,543rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,094thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,803rdLargest Retail Industry: 13,865thTop
10%
Nudest: 18,657thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,697thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,064thLargest Governments: 24,787thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,747thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,904thLargest Black Market: 27,397th
Top
5%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : IranIran's influence in Middle East rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : IranIran's influence in Middle East fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : IranIran's influence in Middle East rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : IranIran was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : IranIran was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : IranIran was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : IranIran was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : IranIran was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : IranIran's influence in Middle East rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : IranIran was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.

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