The Her Majesty's Government of Irish Imperium is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Agnieszka with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.884 billion Irish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin. The average income tax rate is 14.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Irish economy, worth 944 trillion Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,486 Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and Irish believe manners maketh the leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Irish Imperium's national animal is the Rabbit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Irish Imperium is ranked 30,516^th in the world and 2,102^nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.4 law-abiding acts per hour.