The Federation of Islandian Free States is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Honorable Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 7.043 billion Islandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nasai. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,276 trillion Islandian Shekels a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,181 Islandian Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Devotion to God is only skin-deep, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post. Crime is totally unknown. Islandian Free States's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Islandian Free States is ranked 136,371^st in the world and 4,844^th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 16.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.