by Max Barry

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 145th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 176th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 225th
The Military Socialist Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Work of a Nation
Mountain Dewus Junior
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.678 billion

LeaderMountain Dewus Junior
FaithItallitopian Orthodox

CurrencyWorkers Stamp
AnimalMountain Dew

The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.678 billion Itallitopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,564 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 334,506 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 27,130th in the world and 1,385th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,359.68 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 145thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 176thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 225thHighest Poor Incomes: 346thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 366thMost Influential: 729thLargest Black Market: 906thLargest Information Technology Sector: 927thHighest Average Incomes: 1,116thMost Armed: 1,518thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,750thLargest Governments: 2,672ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,099thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,184thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,257thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,277thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,453rdMost Avoided: 4,716thSmartest Citizens: 4,965thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,914thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,975thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,958thMost Cultured: 7,223rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,221stTop
Highest Economic Output: 8,581stMost Authoritarian: 9,071stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,051stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,434thMost Inclusive: 12,748thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,803rdLowest Crime Rates: 15,647th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Armed: 47th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 94th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 94th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 118th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 119th in the regionLargest Governments: 122nd in the regionMost Avoided: 150th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 150th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 198th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 224th in the regionMost Influential: 257th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 260th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 268th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 278th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 294th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 338th in the regionMost Cultured: 351st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 395th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 477th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 543rd in the regionMost Stationary: 544th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 566th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 640th in the regionMost Inclusive: 741st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 798th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 243 » Universal State Formula, Yaorozu, Buckerino, Great Bights Mum, Diodone, Ainsworth, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, General COE, Territorio di Nessuno, Pallaith, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, PlanetPunk, Corfad, Sunto, Kelvaros Prime, Siwale, Azzarel, Wineclaw, The Austro Germanic Union, Holy Oranz, Felpolandia, Kubrostavsria, Wooleystan, The Bureaucratic Territories, Calamazo, Boggovia, Radicaster, Amerian States, Western Vapia, New Phyrreus, Necromonia, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Q w e r t y, Sil Dorsett, Selfgradatude, Cloydicia, Jefffliu, Eglise Sainte Eve, Atheenos, Puczovska, Malta Comino Gozo, Moubarakistan, Dopeland420, Alice Gardens, Ozstan, SORT, Frances Francis the First of France, British Bayonet, and 193 others.Wunderstrafanstalt, New Lakemba, Pleroma Sans Romans, Atain, Confederation of Independent Colonies, Panama Coalition, East Supple Lund, Unimaginable Doom, Shibutani, Yukti, Guslantis, Govornia, Lower Nubia, Viridiann, Unsophisticate, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Avalon, Highton Islands, Empy, The Gamer Party, Kyrianian, Whereisthatistan, Sacrento, Zeternia, Sundred, United Draconia, Ethnon, Kulgatha, Maott, Avemterra, El Fiji Grande, Misuvelia, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, Wilkshire, Lunallian, Babacar, New Chilokver, Choistan, The Iron Lions, The Rhein States, New Pruessen, Amauri, The Most Freedom Ever, Arstungry, New Bremerton, Minuda, Beladev, Kobagia, The Serdey Islands, Spartoptia, Niradans, AGoodPlace, Krelvanz, Votak Matim, United Kahndaq, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Newpromisedland, Humptalumpta, Ice and Tinian, Dreadton, Napnomadia, Federation Terra Australis, Bearical, Yummy Blubber, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Acrabinnia, Ninjak30, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Outer Egorniand, Zumlandia, The South Falls, Warsaw-Halicz, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Steraz, Pasargad, Valhalla123, Guer Aike, Alunya, Joodey, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ieprus, Fizban, Egalico, Solmetria, Torakuen, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Zemnaya Svoboda, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Haor Chall, Trillius, Sea Ghost, Astronomical, Soviet Terran, Victoriaans Nederlands, Rkainjel, Aratani, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Bananoonza, Yugobatania, Legendsland, British Pacific Islands, Cobrakia, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, Fayyayid, Test for a new hope, Brettenia, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Antityranicals, Elder Realms, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Glurponia, Xzavia-Hjar, Sockmanland, Orado, Ostrolia, Penrith, Runeda, Cuyan, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, Lindsaystan, Taehsitara Island, New Octicarg, Wisconsota, Lanterkint, Duerrlewang, Warcaa, McMasterdonia, Miruma, Abject Ludicrosity, Juggernautilus, The Stratosphere Islands, Orven, Tamgu, Delmak, U S Eh, Ponantine, Racoda, Tellavinna, Preble, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Calsolato, Avenged Sevenfoldia, Russilina, Altamonte, Nothru Lerple, PotatoFarmers, Angshire, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Loli County, Pazair, Phoeba, Seenvorland, United Anglo-America, Lendara, Dabarastan, Parmovand, Concordare, Kingdom Of Manaf, Zyvetskistaahn, East Akra, Battesaia, Baldova, Marxist Luxembourg, Eravonia, Siau, Ravendi, Idumetala, Easternryke, Brevada, Interdimensional Zone, and Freyford.

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