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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 158thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 180thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 259th
The Military Socialist Republic of
Father Knows Best State
The Work of a Nation
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population8.066 billion

LeaderMountain Dewus Junior
FaithItallitopian Orthodox

CurrencyWorkers Stamp
AnimalMountain Dew

The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.066 billion Itallitopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,901 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 359,659 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They who do not work shall not eat, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Mountain Dewus Junior's desk. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 209,325th in the world and 8,143rd in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.47 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 158thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 180thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 259thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 356thHighest Poor Incomes: 413thMost Influential: 624thLargest Black Market: 788thMost Armed: 881stLargest Information Technology Sector: 883rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,162ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,883rdTop
Largest Governments: 2,480thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,731stMost Developed: 3,704thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,870thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,388thLargest Mining Sector: 4,414thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,415thSmartest Citizens: 4,583rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,852ndHighest Economic Output: 5,102ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,522ndRudest Citizens: 6,264thMost Efficient Economies: 6,316thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,752ndMost Cultured: 7,194thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,663rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,975thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,672ndTop
Most Inclusive: 13,015thLowest Crime Rates: 14,223rdMost Stationary: 15,328thMost Secular: 22,231st
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 105th in the regionLargest Governments: 138th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 152nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 153rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 168th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 207th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 212th in the regionMost Influential: 217th in the regionMost Developed: 225th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 247th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 251st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 268th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 272nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 336th in the regionRudest Citizens: 337th in the regionMost Stationary: 348th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 354th in the regionMost Cultured: 361st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 405th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 413th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 508th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 765th in the regionMost Inclusive: 772nd in the regionLargest Populations: 806th in the region

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