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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 144thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 153rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 210th
The Military Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
The Work of a Nation
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.257 billion

LeaderMountain Dewus Junior
FaithItallitopian Orthodox

CurrencyWorkers Stamp
AnimalMountain Dew

The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.257 billion Itallitopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,344 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 374,639 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 3,673rd in the world and 206th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 95.27 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 144thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 153rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 210thHighest Poor Incomes: 263rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 399thMost Influential: 645thLargest Black Market: 743rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 810thMost Armed: 831stHighest Average Incomes: 934thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,819thTop
Largest Governments: 2,452ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,922ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,059thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,437thMost Developed: 3,673rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,844thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,890thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,271stSmartest Citizens: 4,680thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,692ndHighest Economic Output: 5,995thMost Efficient Economies: 6,001stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,905thMost Avoided: 7,195thMost Cultured: 7,276thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,541stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,653rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,491stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,675thMost Inclusive: 13,790thMost Authoritarian: 13,794thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,289thMost Stationary: 17,460thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,512th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 90th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 99th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 102nd in the regionLargest Governments: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 133rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 145th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 171st in the regionMost Developed: 206th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 206th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 213th in the regionMost Influential: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 231st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 246th in the regionMost Avoided: 260th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 283rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 329th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 329th in the regionMost Cultured: 358th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 389th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 400th in the regionMost Stationary: 425th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 584th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 661st in the regionMost Inclusive: 794th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 799th in the regionLargest Populations: 823rd in the region

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