by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,065thMost Influential: 1,444thMost Authoritarian: 8,104th
The Theocratic Monarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A Shekel a Day Keeps The Bankers Away
God-King David
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.588 billion

CapitalNeo Jerusalem
LeaderGod-King David

AnimalUpupa epops

The Theocratic Monarchy of Iudaeah is a massive, safe nation, ruled by God-King David with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.588 billion Iudaeahians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Iudaeahian economy, worth 202 trillion Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 78,144 Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iudaeah's national animal is the Upupa epops.

Iudaeah is ranked 200,110th in the world and 9,563rd in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -9.17 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,065thMost Influential: 1,444thTop
Most Authoritarian: 8,104thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,855thTop
Most Devout: 10,438thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,489thLargest Black Market: 13,530thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,581stHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,008thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,107thMost Income Equality: 16,978thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,993rdMost Corrupt Governments: 18,766thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,964thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,026th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 377th in the regionMost Devout: 421st in the regionLargest Black Market: 495th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 498th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 548th in the regionMost Influential: 589th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 636th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 681st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 695th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 702nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 754th in the regionMost Extreme: 852nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 882nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 968th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 991st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 182 » El Fiji Grande, Siwale, Pallaith, Frances Francis the First of France, Omnistria, Territorio di Nessuno, Great Bights Mum, Trillius, Sundred, Corfad, Napnomadia, Sunto, Yaorozu, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, Kwaj, North Bratislava, Notyoutopia, The Rhein States, Dreadton, Egalico, Ethnon, Selfgradatude, Southern Giraffe Islands, Valhalla123, United Draconia, 1 very fast endotarter, Steampunk Ariel, Haor Chall, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Shibutani, Chukstik Illahi, Moubarakistan, PlanetPunk, New Pruessen, Newpromisedland, Acrabinnia, Buckerino, British Pacific Islands, Wooleystan, Shadowrik, Niradans, Kasazzastan, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, Loutsland, Joodey, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, and 132 others.Former English Colony, Votak Matim, Maott, Kelvaros Prime, Guer Aike, Xentherida, Pasargad, Wilkshire, Holy Oranz, Glurponia, Kobagia, Zumlandia, Bearical, Vincone Cae, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, Zeternia, Wisconsota, New Octicarg, Orado, McMasterdonia, Abject Ludicrosity, The Stratosphere Islands, Tellavinna, Nakayo, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Yukti, Pazair, Unimaginable Doom, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Lendara, Kingdom Of Manaf, Zyvetskistaahn, Ravendi, Interdimensional Zone, Castle Federation, Empy, Palgo, Malta Comino Gozo, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Fendlium, Lungha, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, Praeceps, Valatic Ash, Loli County, Universal State Formula, The New Communist Republic Of States, Xagill, Wit Noreis, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Ihese, The Lancerian Empire, Diodone, Crader, Plangainer, SORT, Prevaland, Varola, New Lakemba, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, The Windmilluminati, Unshleepd, Woodsend, Irishvan, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Yokciq Empire, Astronomical, Westinor, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Mesopotama, Avastate, PortvgaI, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Iztocna Slavija, Zzozona, Hoglands, Plutayah, Veast, Prydania, Methor, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kocherian, The Calabash Protectorate, Tachycardia, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Brucklania, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Highton Islands, Damsmel, Borsukia, New Jamgra, The New Cordian Empire, Madjack, Eschatosia, Simone Republic, Xipher, Kragsgale, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Buckhem, Principia Mathematica, Innocentic, Andexia, Maclare, Ihsan, Ultra777, U S Eh, Xyrron, and Great Robertia.

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