by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,034th Most Influential: 2,355th Most Authoritarian: 7,064th
The Theocratic Monarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A Shekel a Day Keeps The Bankers Away
God-King David
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population980 million

CapitalNeo Jerusalem
LeaderGod-King David

AnimalUpupa epops

The Theocratic Monarchy of Iudaeah is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by God-King David with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 980 million Iudaeahians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Iudaeahian economy, worth 70.0 trillion Shekels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,420 Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, and it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iudaeah's national animal is the Upupa epops, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Iudaeah is ranked 145,361st in the world and 7,340th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,034thTop
Most Influential: 2,355thMost Authoritarian: 7,064thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,141stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,955thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,476thMost Conservative: 12,001stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,436thMost Devout: 14,959thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,358thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,817th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 271st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 365th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 379th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 411th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 440th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 546th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 631st in the regionMost Conservative: 688th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 699th in the regionMost Devout: 709th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 719th in the regionMost Influential: 734th in the regionMost Extreme: 761st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Iudaeah was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Idumetala.
  • : Iudaeah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Iudaeah was endorsed by The Absurd Memory of Ravendi.
  • : Iudaeah was endorsed by The Queendom of Eravonia.
  • : Iudaeah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Iudaeah, it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Iudaeah, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Following new legislation in Iudaeah, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation".
  • : Following new legislation in Iudaeah, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Iudaeah, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 142 » Shin-Hachioji, El Fiji Grande, Alunya, Sinelona, Siwale, Pallaith, Frances Francis the First of France, Omnistria, Territorio di Nessuno, Great Bights Mum, Trillius, Sundred, Corfad, Napnomadia, Sunto, Yaorozu, Dar es Saalam, Ikea Rike, Koda-Land, Kwaj, North Bratislava, Notyoutopia, The Rhein States, Dreadton, Egalico, Ethnon, Selfgradatude, Southern Giraffe Islands, Valhalla123, United Draconia, Federation Terra Australis, 1 very fast endotarter, Steampunk Ariel, New Bremerton, Spartoptia, Haor Chall, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Shibutani, Chukstik Illahi, Moubarakistan, PlanetPunk, New Pruessen, Jasminlandia, Aratani, Newpromisedland, Acrabinnia, Black Templares, Buckerino, Saturns Edge, British Pacific Islands, and 92 others.Wooleystan, Q w e r t y, Ibiscaton, Shadowrik, General COE, Niradans, Kasazzastan, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, Torakuen, Amauri, Loutsland, Joodey, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Votak Matim, Test for a new hope, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Hileville, Antityranicals, Elder Realms, Maott, Kelvaros Prime, Guer Aike, Constantinolia, Xentherida, Pasargad, Wilkshire, Holy Oranz, Makersaulache, Glurponia, Kobagia, Zumlandia, Steraz, Xzavia-Hjar, Bearical, Sockmanland, Rkainjel, Vincone Cae, Runeda, Cuyan, Daiz, Lindsaystan, The Tampa Bay Rays, Zeternia, Wisconsota, Lanterkint, New Octicarg, Orado, Duerrlewang, Victoriaans Nederlands, McMasterdonia, Miruma, Abject Ludicrosity, Juggernautilus, The Stratosphere Islands, Orven, Guslantis, Tamgu, Delmak, Racoda, Ponantine, Tellavinna, Nakayo, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, Ozstan, Altamonte, Nothru Lerple, PotatoFarmers, Angshire, Clan Spaniel, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Loli County, Yukti, Pazair, Unimaginable Doom, Phoeba, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Lendara, Kingdom Of Manaf, Zyvetskistaahn, Parmovand, Eravonia, Ravendi, and Idumetala.

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