The Kingdom of Ixnay Onay is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 27.723 billion Ixnay Onayians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Ixnay Onayian economy, worth 534 trillion veskonoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. Average income is 19,275 veskonoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gambling is outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ixnay Onay's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ixnay Onay is ranked 123,002^nd in the world and 5,998^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.41 law-abiding acts per hour.