by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 476th Most Influential: 739th Nudest: 3,866th
The 99% Sugar Free Salt Extract of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population9.95 billion



The 99% Sugar Free Salt Extract of Izonno is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Izon with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.95 billion Izonnoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Compton. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Izonnoan economy, worth 642 trillion Iconas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,574 Iconas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, and classes at Compton University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Izonno's national animal is the Pop, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Izonno is ranked 163,117th in the world and 6,187th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 38.55 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 476thMost Influential: 739thTop
Nudest: 3,866thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,527thLargest Black Market: 6,086thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,510thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,451stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,831stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,685thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,913thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,383rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,882nd
Most Influential: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 98th in the regionNudest: 108th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 125th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 150th in the regionLargest Populations: 167th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 242nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 283rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 298th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 301st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 331st in the regionMost Armed: 451st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 454th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 490th in the regionBest Weather: 493rd in the regionMost Developed: 494th in the regionMost Stationary: 548th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 549th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 559th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 604th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 606th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 632nd in the region

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