The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad N9 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.021 billion J o Jian Capture Squad N9ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.9%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad N9ian economy, worth 427 trillion Sauces a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 53,255 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, voting is voluntary, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, and the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o Jian Capture Squad N9's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

J o Jian Capture Squad N9 is ranked 105,175^th in the world and 1^st in GroBdeutschland Reich America for Most Patriotic, with 14.55 flags saluted per person per day.