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Nudest: 150thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,998thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,183rd
The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
I would not. Would you?
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Jabloko

Population10.27 billion

CapitalPetersburg
LeaderPavel Miljukov

Currencytselkovyj
Animalbluebird

The Federal Republic of Jabloko is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Pavel Miljukov with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.27 billion Yablokans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburg. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yablokan economy, worth a remarkable 1,196 trillion tselkovyjs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 116,485 tselkovyjs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines. Crime is totally unknown. Jabloko's national animal is the bluebird.

Jabloko is ranked 174,832nd in the world and 5,111th in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Nudest: 150thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 4,998thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,183rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,228thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,653rdMost Inclusive: 6,655thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,903rdMost Developed: 7,112thSmartest Citizens: 7,519thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,671stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,880thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,152ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,623rdMost Cultured: 9,384thNicest Citizens: 9,562ndTop
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Most Stationary: 11,349thMost Efficient Economies: 11,486thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,642ndMost Influential: 11,940thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,160thHighest Economic Output: 13,873rdHealthiest Citizens: 14,178thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,297thMost Secular: 14,989thMost Politically Free: 15,782ndHighest Drug Use: 17,422nd
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Nudest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 99th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 111th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 124th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 143rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 162nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 166th in the regionMost Inclusive: 169th in the regionMost Developed: 171st in the regionMost Politically Free: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 174th in the regionMost Stationary: 178th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 181st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 192nd in the regionMost Cultured: 195th in the regionLargest Populations: 199th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 210th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 210th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 215th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 219th in the regionNicest Citizens: 233rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 260th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 294th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 329th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 331st in the regionMost Secular: 402nd in the regionMost Influential: 415th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 467th in the regionRudest Citizens: 473rd in the regionLargest Governments: 477th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 488th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 592nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and the Top 10% for Rudest Citizens and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.

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