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Nudest: 137th Most Efficient Economies: 4,297th Largest Publishing Industry: 4,734th
The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
I would not. Would you?
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Jabloko

Population8.65 billion

CapitalPetersburg
LeaderPavel Miljukov

Currencytselkovyj
Animalbluebird

The Federal Republic of Jabloko is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pavel Miljukov with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.65 billion Yablokans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburg. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yablokan economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion tselkovyjs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 117,082 tselkovyjs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines. Crime is totally unknown. Jabloko's national animal is the bluebird.

Jabloko is ranked 25,806th in the world and 968th in the West Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,452.28 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 137thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 4,297thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,734thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,052ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,006thMost Inclusive: 6,042ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,198thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,638thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,672ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,871stSmartest Citizens: 7,116thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,522ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,729thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 8,546thMost Developed: 8,794thMost Cultured: 8,995thMost Influential: 9,686thMost Politically Free: 10,105thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,331stHighest Drug Use: 11,362ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,718thMost Stationary: 12,808thHealthiest Citizens: 13,119thMost Secular: 13,178thHighest Economic Output: 14,458thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,066thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,583rd
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Nudest: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 68th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 104th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 121st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 138th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 153rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 160th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 162nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 178th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 180th in the regionMost Politically Free: 186th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Cultured: 202nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 221st in the regionNicest Citizens: 222nd in the regionMost Stationary: 223rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 224th in the regionLargest Populations: 225th in the regionMost Developed: 235th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 272nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 281st in the regionMost Influential: 334th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 351st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 358th in the regionMost Secular: 392nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 406th in the regionRudest Citizens: 471st in the regionLargest Governments: 492nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 574th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 605th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 661st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Jabloko, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines.

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