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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,856thHighest Crime Rates: 3,046thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,718th
The Garnet and Gold Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Jaboo

Population22.522 billion

LeaderKing Wins of Jaboo
Faithsportz

Currencyjaboo
Animalhorse

The Garnet and Gold Monarchy of Jaboo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Wins of Jaboo with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 22.522 billion Jabs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jabooan economy, worth a remarkable 2,281 trillion jaboos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 101,308 jaboos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 332,232 per year while the poor average 23,185, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jaboo's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is sportz.

Jaboo is ranked 7,641st in the world and 1st in Out Of Left Field for Most Stationary, with 2,679.50382678312 days.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,856thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,046thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,718thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,712thMost Avoided: 6,960thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,139thMost Stationary: 7,641stRudest Citizens: 8,211thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,374thFattest Citizens: 8,554thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,099thHighest Economic Output: 10,288thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,474thLargest Populations: 12,164thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 15,717thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,569thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,488thLargest Black Market: 26,976thMost Influential: 27,168thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29,302nd
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jaboo, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Jaboo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaboo, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Jaboo proposed constructing embassies between Out Of Left Field and Western Connection.
  • : Jaboo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Jaboo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Jaboo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Jaboo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaboo, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • : Jaboo proposed constructing embassies between Out Of Left Field and Federation of Independent States.

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