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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,816thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,155thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,252nd
The Let's Do This of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Anmari Sowa Sowa Shinai de!
Dame Jacinda Ardern GNZM
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Jacinda Ardern

Population10.108 billion

CapitalArdernville
LeaderDame Jacinda Ardern GNZM
FaithHaruhiism - SOS Brigade

CurrencyJacinda
AnimalKiwi

The Let's Do This of Jacinda Ardern is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dame Jacinda Ardern GNZM with a fair hand, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.108 billion Jacinda Ardernians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardernville. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jacinda Ardernian economy, worth a remarkable 1,531 trillion Jacindas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,511 Jacindas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, graffiti graces every city's streets, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, and player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Jacinda Ardern has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jacinda Ardern's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Jacinda Ardern is ranked 21,085th in the world and 11th in SOS Brigade for Most Stationary, with 1,567.11398315752 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,816thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,155thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,252ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,571stRudest Citizens: 6,417thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,557thNicest Citizens: 8,203rdMost Inclusive: 8,239thLargest Black Market: 8,492ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,211thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,367thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,569thHighest Food Quality: 11,596thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,618thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,097thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,215thTop
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Most Cultured: 15,095thMost Efficient Economies: 15,147thSmartest Citizens: 16,092ndLargest Retail Industry: 16,155thHighest Economic Output: 17,407thNudest: 19,157thMost Influential: 20,429thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,473rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,549thMost Stationary: 21,085thHighest Average Incomes: 21,634thLargest Governments: 22,876thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,862ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,089thHighest Drug Use: 24,932ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27,358th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jacinda Ardern was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Jacinda Ardern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Jacinda Ardern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Jacinda Ardern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Jacinda Ardern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Jacinda Ardern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Jacinda Ardern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Jacinda Ardern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Jacinda Ardern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Jacinda Ardern was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.

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