Population | 12.753 billion |
Capital | Olanga |
Leader | Doran Funnes |
Faith | JoJo Ron Ti |
Currency | Kon Bar |
Animal | Boragar |
The Kingdom of JaJa Kim Po is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Doran Funnes with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 12.753 billion Poans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olanga. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Poan economy, worth 322 trillion Kon Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 25,325 Kon Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JaJa Kim Po's national animal is the Boragar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is JoJo Ron Ti.
JaJa Kim Po is ranked 256,658th in the world and 8,346th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 16.53052414268 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : JaJa Kim Po's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : JaJa Kim Po's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : JaJa Kim Po was refounded in Balder.
- : JaJa Kim Po ceased to exist in Balder.
- : JaJa Kim Po's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : JaJa Kim Po's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : JaJa Kim Po's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : JaJa Kim Po's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : JaJa Kim Po was refounded in Balder.
- : JaJa Kim Po ceased to exist in Osiris.