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Most Ignorant Citizens: 25,166thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25,990th
The Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Raz, dwa trzy wielki Brat patrzy
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Jankowo

Population10 million

CurrencySzmartwy
AnimalRafał kotletowa

The Queendom of Jankowo is a tiny, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 10 million Jankowoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 26.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jankowoan economy, worth 496 billion Szmartwies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 49,613 Szmartwies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, Max Barry is this year's Miss Jankowo, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, and funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jankowo's national animal is the Rafał kotletowa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jankowo is ranked 282,636th in the world and 334th in KAISERREICH for Most Stationary, with 5.57907976272 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 25,166thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25,990th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jankowo's influence in KAISERREICH rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Jankowo, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room.
  • : Following new legislation in Jankowo, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Jankowo, Max Barry is this year's Miss Jankowo.
  • : Jankowo's influence in KAISERREICH rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Jankowo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Jankowo's influence in KAISERREICH rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Jankowo, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Jankowo was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Jankowo, education and welfare spending are on the rise.

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