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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,390thMost Influential: 3,677thSafest: 4,852nd
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Janoobi Jazair

Population4.458 billion

CapitalLake Kahuna
LeaderBig Kahuna


The Federal Republic of Janoobi Jazair is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Big Kahuna with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.458 billion Jazairis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Kahuna. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Janoobi Jazairian economy, worth 398 trillion jCoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,394 jCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, the Janoobi Jazairian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, and the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janoobi Jazair's national animal is the Goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faithism.

Janoobi Jazair is ranked 22,573rd in the world and 765th in The East Pacific for Most Devout, with 1,452.3 Prayers Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,390thMost Influential: 3,677thSafest: 4,852ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,906thBest Weather: 5,956thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,000thMost Pacifist: 6,551stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,686thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,855thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,462ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,917thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,435thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,663rdMost Inclusive: 10,725thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,263rdNicest Citizens: 11,552ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 11,792ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,116thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,719thLowest Crime Rates: 12,721stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,589thMost Developed: 16,358thSmartest Citizens: 16,528thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,373rdLargest Welfare Programs: 17,483rdMost Income Equality: 19,119thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,489thLargest Governments: 20,656thMost Devout: 22,573rd
Safest: 155th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 159th in the regionBest Weather: 188th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 197th in the regionMost Pacifist: 214th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 242nd in the regionMost Influential: 246th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 249th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 269th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 278th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 279th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 284th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 331st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 332nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 333rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 341st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 368th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 369th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 380th in the regionNicest Citizens: 387th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 406th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 426th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 456th in the regionMost Developed: 515th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 541st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 544th in the regionLargest Governments: 603rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 620th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 663rd in the regionLargest Populations: 730th in the regionMost Devout: 765th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 847th in the regionMost Cultured: 852nd in the region

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