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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,181stMost Influential: 3,700thSafest: 4,969th
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Janoobi Jazair

Population4.933 billion

CapitalLake Kahuna
LeaderBig Kahuna


The Federal Republic of Janoobi Jazair is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Kahuna with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.933 billion Jazairis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Kahuna. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Janoobi Jazairian economy, worth 435 trillion jCoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,237 jCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, the Janoobi Jazairian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, and the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janoobi Jazair's national animal is the Goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faithism.

Janoobi Jazair is ranked 8,170th in the world and 241st in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,792.5 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,181stMost Influential: 3,700thSafest: 4,969thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,636thBest Weather: 5,775thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,812thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,550thMost Pacifist: 6,690thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,807thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,170thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,373rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,218thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,358thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,797thMost Inclusive: 11,145thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,622ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,862ndNicest Citizens: 11,900thHealthiest Citizens: 12,088thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,642ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,909thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,841stMost Developed: 16,483rdSmartest Citizens: 16,690thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,694thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,657thMost Income Equality: 19,739thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,934thLargest Governments: 20,567thMost Devout: 22,280th
Safest: 151st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 151st in the regionBest Weather: 180th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 195th in the regionMost Pacifist: 220th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 229th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 234th in the regionMost Influential: 236th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 241st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 271st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 279th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 301st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 310th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 324th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 325th in the regionMost Inclusive: 359th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 362nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 362nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 362nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 366th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 395th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 438th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 460th in the regionMost Developed: 506th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 526th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 528th in the regionLargest Governments: 595th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 637th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 643rd in the regionLargest Populations: 681st in the regionMost Devout: 713th in the region

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