The Federal Republic of Janoobi Jazair is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Big Kahuna with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 883 million Jazairis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Kahuna. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Janoobi Jazairian economy, worth 75.7 trillion jCoins a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,739 jCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone hates people who encourage hate, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janoobi Jazair's national animal is the Goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Janoobi Jazair is ranked 150,181^st in the world and 5,644^th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 12.39 Atheism Rate.