Population | 4.458 billion |
Capital | Lake Kahuna |
Leader | Big Kahuna |
Faith | Faithism |
Currency | jCoin |
Animal | Goldfish |
The Federal Republic of Janoobi Jazair is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Big Kahuna with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.458 billion Jazairis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Kahuna. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Janoobi Jazairian economy, worth 398 trillion jCoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,394 jCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, the Janoobi Jazairian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, and the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janoobi Jazair's national animal is the Goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faithism.
Janoobi Jazair is ranked 22,573rd in the world and 765th in The East Pacific for Most Devout, with 1,452.3 Prayers Per Hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by
The Republic of Empire of the Galaxies.
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Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by
The Glorious Kingdom of North Bernia.
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Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by
The United Serb states of BTProductions.
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Janoobi Jazair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
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Janoobi Jazair endorsed
The Transhumanist Republic of Aeoliah.
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Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by
The Transhumanist Republic of Aeoliah.
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Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by
The Republic of Dravida India.
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Janoobi Jazair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
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Janoobi Jazair endorsed Hickory hampton.
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Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by Hickory hampton.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 60 » Am Echad,
La xinga,
H-Zhena,
Eagas,
Brotherland,
Wiranath,
East Malaysia,
Todd McCloud,
Marrabuk,
VW53Aland,
Evrigenis,
BearStackof2015,
Kangarawa,
Rainbow Vests,
Asendavia,
Talitoa,
Socialist Holy American Empire,
Merlovich,
Zukchiva,
Pakitsk,
Libertanny,
Dragons Blood,
Ridann,
Tretrid,
Axdel,
The Three States of Fortuna,
The Eternal Land of Jong,
Ripsylvania,
Mays Austrian Nation,
Staynes,
ReReReRepublic,
BuciLand,
A mean old man,
Santa Dystopia,
Greater New Cassandra,
Survivoristan,
Freedomindia,
Stellar Colonies,
Ephem,
Eastern Hyront Scassen,
Horn of Havenkaap,
New Leganes,
Quebec-and-Maritimes,
Oofery,
Coruh,
Markhor,
FreedomIand,
Acronis,
Lanwa,
Debluu, and 10 others.
EHTYCSCYTHE,
Modra,
Tassirion,
Layngderfleethe,
ArenaC,
Ankras,
Nevertopia,
Dravida India,
Aeoliah, and
BTProductions.