The Federal Republic of Janoobi Jazair is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Big Kahuna with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.307 billion Jazairis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Kahuna. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Janoobi Jazairian economy, worth 316 trillion jCoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,849 jCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, the Janoobi Jazairian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, and the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janoobi Jazair's national animal is the Goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faithism.

Janoobi Jazair is ranked 159,904^th in the world and 6,322^nd in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 17.33 on the Rand Index.