The Federal Republic of Janoobi Jazair is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Big Kahuna with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.458 billion Jazairis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Kahuna. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Janoobi Jazairian economy, worth 398 trillion jCoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,394 jCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, the Janoobi Jazairian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, and the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janoobi Jazair's national animal is the Goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faithism.

Janoobi Jazair is ranked 22,573^rd in the world and 765^th in The East Pacific for Most Devout, with 1,452.3 Prayers Per Hour.