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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 314th Most Influential: 1,746th Safest: 6,376th
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Janoobi Jazair

Population883 million

CapitalLake Kahuna
LeaderBig Kahuna


The Federal Republic of Janoobi Jazair is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Big Kahuna with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 883 million Jazairis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Kahuna. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Janoobi Jazairian economy, worth 75.7 trillion jCoins a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,739 jCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone hates people who encourage hate, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janoobi Jazair's national animal is the Goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Janoobi Jazair is ranked 150,181st in the world and 5,644th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 12.39 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 314thTop
Most Influential: 1,746thSafest: 6,376thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,003rdMost Pacifist: 8,469thTop
Best Weather: 8,841stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,816thNicest Citizens: 12,207thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,299thHealthiest Citizens: 13,211thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,416thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,811thMost Inclusive: 14,140thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,434thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,280thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,770thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,011th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 91st in the regionSafest: 184th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 209th in the regionMost Pacifist: 244th in the regionBest Weather: 252nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 290th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 293rd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 341st in the regionNicest Citizens: 341st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 348th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 364th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 397th in the regionMost Inclusive: 407th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 418th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 428th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 451st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 482nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 485th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 514th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 534th in the regionMost Developed: 621st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 631st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Janoobi Jazair was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Janoobi Jazair was endorsed by The Republic of Fubleton.
  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.
  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, everyone hates people who encourage hate.
  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, in a baffling press conference Big Kahuna proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in Janoobi Jazair, the Janoobi Jazair Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 288 » Fedele, Todd McCloud, Bachtendekuppen, A Slanted Black Stripe, Pakitsk, H-Zhena, Izonno, Davelands, VW53Aland, Axdel, Ridann, Brotherland, The Sacred Whale, Merlovich, Marrico, Neruch, Socialist Holy American Empire, Arkantis, Shantan, Tim Stark, Solarfall, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Wiranath, Indovinesia, Kangarawa, Bullpups, Hizuru, Sicilla, Aelitia, Thyaclinia, Rhealaliit, Chria Deau, Abadong, Arberinopolis, Guthra, Gorbastan, Kario and Nix, The Angel of Charity, Swiftwhiskers, Kilkire, Laikantar, United China Nation, Osterreich und Ungarn, Seri Tai Republic, Amjedia, Elejamie, Goodnamesarerare, The New Wisconsin Empire, Danesopia, The Almighty Country, and 238 others.Perpetuam, Someseni, Hokolokia, Lanagon, Kaigi, East Malaysia, New Terabithia, The Holy Utopian Republic, Pightinbotanoffen, Imperial Akatsuki, Layngderfleethe, The Empire of Rijelv, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Meridian Unity, Avalon Ascendancy, Xobalon, The Holographic Expanse, Fantasy Peninsula, Norport, Headpat Central, Cassidya, Darkfull, Impia Aghte, Vrama, Adavan, ReeK, Talitoa, Dearovia, Tshana, New Taranaki, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Wansley Manor, Slavyanya, The Humble Abyss, Blazing Samaritan, Gluponija, Puckconnolly, CheeseBurrito, Devlon, Empalla, BearStackof2015, Harro Waarudho, Taurora, Bortalandet, Ouroboric, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Shinnokawa, Redfoos Irrelevancy, Slonful, Kelsyth, Ravendi, Federal Unity, Froplondia, Drunken Seal Islands, Qui sequuntur somnia, Sadinata, Chols Worithopia, Zang0, Enlil, Just Vale 2, Blobbo, Galve, TheRuthenians, Propwash, Kucia, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Davinhia, Ska Hydorordia, Servants of Gizmo, Lyontisia, Choushuu, Dragonia, Bai Lung, Federated States of Zootron, Roliganistan, Sericena, Cameronia Excellentia, Ver Norge, Republic of Berzerkistan, CopyCato, Pura Mente, TURKEYISM, PIDLE, Free The Lagich, Secos, The Shorter Union, Dom Islana, Betremia, Aeljae, Kublam, Barfleur, Wizardonia, Cretalia, Klaassopli, Dark Edgyness, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Humri, The island of Kiria, Broengtopia, New Military, La Isla Nueva, Darkenval, Akorial, Uthenia, Norjis, Survivoristan, Thompstein, Sonictopia, Norgsveldet, Verketa, Squid Ruinosa, Slys Paws, Endertopias, Nazagully, Tyrae, Jordanistan22, Freedom Fascists, Wanabe, New Leganes, Tel Mithru, Democrosis reborn, Adriatican, Splena, Am Echad, Trimmania, Yutogolan, Free Goldsaver, Riveraland, Roissyland, Respublica Deltanica, Gratefuland, Superior Indonesia, Pengnia, Bulli, Kagorg Bra Corna, Ciggie Smallistan, Brethren, Archooli, The Anarchisticly Lost Canadian North, Sansangra, Artimisiare, Pulmonaria, Durfia, Mizanzukistao, Babcocia, Joundia, United Artificial Intelligence Armada, Dragonroar, Theta Xi Nation, Ceruleasia, Constructbegin, Tree Egg, Arpino, Bakaworld, The United Asian Republics, Mundiferrum, Kynaria, Rokaku, Furnifold, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Mer Dieu, Solestia, Sufjan Stevens Fans, South East Charmaracapa, Ribanzi, Wadostan Ran, Ellsonian Dominion, Airrajul, The Romanum Legio, Narinoland, New Gehenna, AngusEssa, Baumdahl, Gemookul, Elkenian, Reftaria, Bytes, Saku Han Union, United-kingdom of Britannia, Bacon Land, Taya Dust, Dyonisistan, Stanisiti, America Mjolnir, Glen-Rock, Astroa, Chechkoslovakia, United Atlantic Provinces, Stellar Colonies, Megolavania, Aristortia, Lost Luxuria, Deubonia, Pekweng, Lit Medieval Dancing, Magosconity, Free Peoples Republic of Sandir, United Sappho, Orveila, Anecho, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Penfifteen, Maklensiaticap, New Xobalon, Luth, Transiberation, Atlia Sonis, Monezambique, Wacounda, Greater Ciscarpathia, The Upper Low, Jalamir, Ur-Lusen, Chubaka, Menshland, Alabamaxen, Matdor, South Ederodovess, Justice-Becoming, INTJ for life, New Grovershire, Doranica, Tuvaltastan, Edmontia, VoyKovie, Overlia, Degrelle, Urwia Darul Khair, Kingdom of Pars, Opossum Slayer, Aleister, ArenaC, Greater Felter, Funkadelia, Abtracnt, The United Neo American Union, Slongs, and Fubleton.

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