Population | 7.381 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of January beetles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.381 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Januarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,945 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 263,589 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. January beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
January beetles is ranked 36,566th in the world and 42nd in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,242.39037153632 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in January beetles, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
- : Following new legislation in January beetles, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Following new legislation in January beetles, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
- : Following new legislation in January beetles, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in January beetles, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
- : Following new legislation in January beetles, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
- : Following new legislation in January beetles, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones.
- : Following new legislation in January beetles, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
- : Following new legislation in January beetles, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in January beetles, Ringa Beetles's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.