Population | 4.893 billion |
Capital | Jagaraga |
Leader | Purwo Surya |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Diamond |
Animal | Fish |
The Republic of Jatiluwih is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Purwo Surya with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.893 billion Jatiluwihs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jagaraga. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Jatiluwih economy, worth 916 trillion Diamonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 187,361 Diamonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,693,303 per year while the poor average 2,493, a ratio of 679 to 1.
The backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, men's magazines give handy tips on the most effective way to throw heavy stones, the giant 80-storey carving of Purwo Surya in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jatiluwih's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Jatiluwih is ranked 212,529th in the world and 15th in Sulawesi for Most Stationary, with 34.88058878752 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jatiluwih's influence in Sulawesi rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Jatiluwih's influence in Sulawesi rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Jatiluwih's influence in Sulawesi rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Jatiluwih altered its national flag.
- : Jatiluwih changed its national demonym to "Jatiluwih" and its motto to "We life it simply.".
- : Jatiluwih's influence in Sulawesi rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Jatiluwih's influence in Sulawesi rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Jatiluwih's influence in Sulawesi rose from "Zero" to "Page".
- : Jatiluwih was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic, Most Ignorant Citizens, and Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Jatiluwih relocated from Osiris to Sulawesi.