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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,036thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,120thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,608th
The Mi Fartas Bone of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Buy the ticket, take the ride
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Jeffrey Epsteined

Population683 million


The Mi Fartas Bone of Jeffrey Epsteined is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 683 million little saint jamesions enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Jeffrey Epsteinedian economy, worth 37.5 trillion pinks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 54,857 pinks, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

People with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, warning signs caution little saint jamesions where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', and Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Jeffrey Epsteined's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jeffrey Epsteined is ranked 177,573rd in the world and 3rd in Anti Anime Action for Most Developed, scoring 51.9 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 2,036thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,120thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,608thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,197thTop
Fattest Citizens: 15,963rdMost Avoided: 16,522ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,843rdMost Pro-Market: 19,633rdHighest Crime Rates: 20,494th

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