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Most Ignorant Citizens: 77thMost Primitive: 93rdMost Devout: 94th
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Jehovahs Witness

Population7.858 billion

CapitalRandom Bunker In A Hotel
LeaderThe Witness
FaithJehovah's Witnesses

Currencyvague monetary concept
Animalinsert animal here

The Abstract Influencer of Jehovahs Witness is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Witness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, feral children, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.858 billion drones are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Random Bunker In A Hotel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.9%.

The frighteningly efficient sacrificed economy, worth a remarkable 1,655 trillion vague monetary concepts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 210,714 vague monetary concepts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 610,250 per year while the poor average 57,658, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Jehovahs Witness's national animal is the insert animal here, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jehovah's Witnesses.

Jehovahs Witness is ranked 217,175th in the world and 81st in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Avoided, scoring 0.51 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 77thMost Primitive: 93rdMost Devout: 94thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 144thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 524thMost Corrupt Governments: 591stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 628thLargest Gambling Industry: 642ndMost Armed: 835thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 972ndLargest Black Market: 983rdFattest Citizens: 1,187thBest Weather: 1,339thHighest Crime Rates: 1,381stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,547thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,679thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,712thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,466thNudest: 3,125thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,938thHighest Average Incomes: 5,536thLargest Governments: 7,296thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,516thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,343rdHighest Economic Output: 9,117thMost Efficient Economies: 9,964thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,976thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,289thMost Influential: 13,093rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,318thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,693rd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the region

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