The Nabetseican Realm of Jeltronia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High King Jon with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 17.898 billion Jeltronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bascav. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jeltronian economy, worth a remarkable 4,277 trillion Jeltronian Estedoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,019 Jeltronian Estedoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeltronia's national animal is the Imperial Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nabetseism.

Jeltronia is ranked 2,460^th in the world and 1^st in The Jeltronian Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 136.89 law-abiding acts per hour.