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Most Conservative: 5,852ndFattest Citizens: 6,608thMost Avoided: 7,817th
The Holy Empire of
Corporate Police State
Oh...why hello
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Jessie Eisenberg

Population170 million

CurrencyEisenbuck
AnimalJessie Eisenberg

The Holy Empire of Jessie Eisenberg is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 170 million Jessie Eisenbergians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.1%.

The all-consuming Jessie Eisenbergian economy, worth 15.5 trillion Eisenbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 90,916 Eisenbucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 313,118 per year while the poor average 19,336, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, and corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jessie Eisenberg's national animal is the Jessie Eisenberg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jessie Eisenberg is ranked 30,685th in the world and 904th in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 71.25 on the Rand Index.

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Most Conservative: 5,852ndFattest Citizens: 6,608thMost Avoided: 7,817thLargest Mining Sector: 8,658thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,998thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 11,270thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,036thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,100thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,203rdLargest Retail Industry: 17,011thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,132ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,757thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,902ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,795th
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Fattest Citizens: 167th in the regionMost Avoided: 200th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 214th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 257th in the regionMost Conservative: 344th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 381st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 415th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 424th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 451st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 507th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 519th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 538th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 578th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 699th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 735th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 745th in the regionMost Extreme: 755th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jessie Eisenberg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Jessie Eisenberg, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague.
  • : Following new legislation in Jessie Eisenberg, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Jessie Eisenberg, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in Jessie Eisenberg, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Jessie Eisenberg, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty.
  • : Jessie Eisenberg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Jessie Eisenberg, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Jessie Eisenberg, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Jessie Eisenberg, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.

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